I could probably make a complete list of all the reasons you shouldn't accept a golden ball from a stranger in the woods but at this point, I don't think I should need to. Just don't accept really expensive gifts from sketchy strangers, because the "strings" attached might just be your own execution. The creature is [...]
🦊 Reynard the fox hates meetings, too 🦊 Especially because at most of the meetings he's invited to, people usually try to kill and eat him. Today, we're back in the stories of Reynard the fox, with sick kings, superpowered storks, and Isengrim the wolf trying to not constantly get skinned alive. 😈 The Creature: The [...]
🏰When a knight says he'll be right back, he means it Unless he dies. Or gets captured. Or just forgets about it, prompting his son to come looking for him in the land of wickedness...and also maybe saving Camelot in the process? It's the story of Sir Morien. 😈 The Creature: The Kaichigo All those games [...]
The best pickpocket in London has big plans to breed a whole race of top thieves, because why not? The creature is the Con Rit, a giant sea millipede who is incredibly stinky. -- Music: "Peacetime" by Blue Dot Sessions
🍼Have a budding tyrant? You need a snarky talking baby🍼 Yenga Naa is wiser than the chief. How do you know? Well, he named himself that...the moment he was born. 😈 The Creature: The Cornu How do you torment sinners without getting your hands dirty? The cornu, that's how. --- Links 🎧 Connect with us! Discord: [...]
🐄Baba Yaga, Dragons, Giant Talking Pigs🐄 We'll see what happens when a king who wants one son gets more than he bargained for: three sons, with the oddest one of all, the one capable of calming dragons (when he's not slaying them) and outsmarting giant evil pigs (when he's not slaying them), being born...from a cow. [...]
If you can't tell, I wrote this episode in the middle of winter during one of the worst snowstorms we've had in years. It's about a guy who hates snow who, unlike me, could do something about it. The creature is the cock-fish. It both is and isn't exactly what it sounds like. Music: "Contemps 12" [...]
🍺Meet Cambrinus, things aren't going so well for him🍺 He's a peasant kid with a job that's going nowhere, a crush who doesn't love him back, and no one takes him seriously when he absolutely knocks it out of the park playing the viola. If only he knew he was destined to be legendary King of [...]
🤑 The Monkey King and friends are making money and staying in fancy hotels🤑 What is this that you heard about them being monks? What? No. That's ridiculous. They don't know why you thought that. So weird. They are horse traders who trade horses while they pass through this city that murders monks. Wait NO DON'T [...]
A story of devotion from Japan about a samurai that is tempted to throw away his life of duty and service to his lord. The creature is the Snawfus, from the Ozarks in North America, and it's really tired of people shooting it in the head with plum pits. Music: "Arame" by Blue Dot Sessions